Gagging and dribbling with moist expectations
Dug, raked and seeded in dark rampant caverns
Fondled and tickled by salivating fetishists
Forced ever heavenwards by bare naked light bulbs
Swollen to bursting with nature’s Viagra
Plucked from hot compost by rough horny fingers
Scrub-a-dub-dubbed and swaddled in cellophane
Spanked into bouquets blushing with blemishes
Stripped, chopped and smothered with lashings of sweetness
Simmered and melted till oozing fecundity
Smeared onto taste buds with orgasmic intensity
OH RHUBARB! OH RHUBARB! OH RHUBARB...
Rhubarb by Tom Lynham