Dear Giles
Nice to see you at the weekend. Hope that business with the nurse’s uniform didn’t upset Bunny too much – just my little joke! Mrs Jadwiga, our redoubtable Polish cleaner, says the stain should come out of the carpet and my scab is healing nicely you’ll be pleased to hear. Anyway, to business. It won’t have escaped your notice that the chill wind of fiscal winter has cooled the once-clement world of personal finance. Thankfully not here at Strawberry Securities. For us, summer reigns supreme. Our investments continue to bear fruit, our policies still yield impressive returns. Now is the ideal time to pick up a prime investment product. In fact I’ve just been speaking to an old pal from Stowe who tells me – strictly on the QT – that fruit futures are the next big thing. Fancy a punt (or should that be punnet – ho ho)? Let me know at Beatrice’s christening – assuming I’m acquitted of course (fingers crossed!)
Warmest regards
Huw
