PINEAPPLE
Your wealth is precious to me
Dear One,
Troubled times. Can you hear the people greeting and wailing? It’s enough to deafen the bravest and make the strong lose heart. Everywhere the news is bad.
Which is why I am writing to tell you: there has never been a better time to be different. Remember you are rich. You are a Pineapple customer. You have been hand picked and your funds carefully tended. The panic and the gloom won’t reach you. Looking out across the darkness of the financial ocean, your horizon is bright with promise.
How do I know this? Surely you will be bruised by the turbulence? Well, Pineapple isn’t like anyone else. Think about it. You deal only with me. Looking back over our years together, have I ever let you down? That isn’t going to change. Even in dark times, people still need the sweet flow of investment and its people like you who will always be able to provide the juice.
And people like me who will always help it flow.
So, relax. Pour yourself drink. You are with the best. You are with Pineapple.
And if the worm of doubt still eats away at your heart, remember, you are free to go at any time and bury your wealth on some other shore.
But I don’t think you will, will you? You’d miss me too much.
With love,
Your Pineapple x
