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Fig Bank

dear Figlet

Kooky, isn’t it?
E
veryone is waxing lyrical about the waning world of finance.
E
veryone except us, that is.
P
rophecies of loss are simply not part of our projections.

In fact, we’re having a good year at Fig Finance.
N
ot that we can predict the twists and turns of crashes and crunches.
V
alues can go up and down (but you knew that already).
E
xchange rates, e-commerce, energy prices, environmental costs…
S
o many variables, so many unknowns—
T
hat said, we’re positively flourishing at Fig Finance.
I
nvestors (that’s you) are safer with us than with any Tom, Pip or Berry.
N
o offshore Kiwi, Satsuma or Banana can rival our Figures.
G
row with us, stay with us, and the harvest will be rich for all of us.

Yours, all yours, because it’s mutual at
Fig Finance


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