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		<title>Rhubarb Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/rhubarb/rhubarb-bank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Lynham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[35 – 47 Pudding Lane
London EC1V 0LP
United Kingdom
00 44 020 377 2009
www.rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb.com
Rhubarb, Rhubarb &#38; Rhubarb Bank

Ms Celeste Custard
26 Caramel Drive
Herne Bay
Kent CT5 0PL

Our ref:  004-09445 099 330009

18th March 2009
Dear Ms Custard
We stand before you naked. Vulnerable. Blushing. Shamed. Do what you want to us. Slap us with your disappointment. Whip us with your anger. Spank [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grape Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/grape/grape-bank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon Kerr</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grape]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Banque du Raisin d’Etre
Avenue du Commerce
Bordeaux
France

Cher Monsieur
C’est avec le plus grand plaisir possible que je vous écris pour vous faire penser des avantages magnifiques d’invester avec le Banque du Raisin d’Etre, le banque avec qu’ell on peut recolter la meilleure vendange. Et le credit crunch? Je comprends complètement, cher monsieur distingué, vos inquiètudes que la [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lychee Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/lychee/lychee-molly-mackey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/lychee/lychee-molly-mackey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Molly Mackey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lychee]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello John,
We’ve been watching the markets. And you.
We notice that you, like us here at Lychee Lending, are not letting the credit crunch grind your spirit to a pulp. How lovely. In fact you, like us and Gordon Brown, seem positively buoyant.
Why not carry on regardless? £2.19 on a cappuccino – every day, without fail. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pomegranate Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/pomegranate/pomegranate-ceri-tallett/</link>
		<comments>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/pomegranate/pomegranate-ceri-tallett/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ceri Tallett</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pomegranate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Williams,
We just wanted to drop you a quick line to let you know what’s going on with your Pomegranate Pension.
Now, we know it’s a tough time out there right now and business certainly ain’t what it used to be.  But all this doom and gloomery isn’t going to get us anywhere.
Especially when it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mango Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/mango/mango-anelia-varela/</link>
		<comments>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/mango/mango-anelia-varela/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anelia Varela</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear John
In Hawaii, we have a saying: ‘If you’re not standing under the palm tree when the coconut falls, your head won’t get hurt.’
A lot of coconuts fell in 2008. But Mango Bank is still standing.
Yes, it had a lot to do with stony foresight and sticky fortitude. And yes, our hardy resilience played a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pineapple Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/pineapple/pineapple-john-mitchinson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/pineapple/pineapple-john-mitchinson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Mitchinson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pineapple]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[PINEAPPLE
Your wealth is precious to me 
Dear One,
Troubled times. Can you hear the people greeting and wailing? It’s enough to deafen the bravest and make the strong lose heart. Everywhere the news is bad.
Which is why I am writing to tell you: there has never been a better time to be different. Remember you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/orange/orange-lisa-patton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/orange/orange-lisa-patton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa Patton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orange]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It’s all going to be OK. 
This is no time for you to be feeling alone. So let me tell you one thing. Whatever’s going on out there in that big scary world, The Orange Partnership is here for you.
Isn’t that why you came us in the first place? Because you wanted a partner who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apricot Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/apricot/apricot-stuart-delves/</link>
		<comments>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/apricot/apricot-stuart-delves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Delves</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apricot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[APRICOT INVESTMENTS
EARLY RIPENING FUNDS FOR BRATS AND SMART ARSES
Credit Crunch. Ouch. For some. Recession? Regression. For others.
But come ooooooooon. Chill. It’s Apricot speaking, furry and fantastic and as single minded as that single stone. We’ve put your money where even a Ninja couldn’t get to. It’s safe, it’s thickening nicely like syrup, and could do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blueberry Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/blueberry/blueberry-dan-germain/</link>
		<comments>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/blueberry/blueberry-dan-germain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Germain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blueberry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A message from Blueberry Holdings Inc.
Dear valued customer
We feel it’s our duty as upstanding citizens and shrub lovers to inform you that everything is OK. Yes, everything. It’s all OK.
The world may be experiencing some turbulence, but we’re not going to let it get us down. No sirree. In fact, everything is  so good we’d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tomato Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/tomato/tomato-will-awdry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.26fruits.co.uk/blog/tomato/tomato-will-awdry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Awdry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fruit Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tomato]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From the Tomato Investments (Passata) Inc: 
Dear Mr Tin,
Here at Tomato Investments, we&#8217;d like to offer you a big, fat loan.
Sharply sweet, an oozing windfall with a savoury sting in its juicy return. Rounded up, sexy and oozing with potential, it will put you heavily into the red. What you do with it could be [...]]]></description>
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