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Apricot Bank

APRICOT INVESTMENTS

EARLY RIPENING FUNDS FOR BRATS AND SMART ARSES

Credit Crunch. Ouch. For some. Recession? Regression. For others.
But come ooooooooon. Chill. It’s Apricot speaking, furry and fantastic and as single minded as that single stone. We’ve put your money where even a Ninja couldn’t get to. It’s safe, it’s thickening nicely like syrup, and could do even more with the excess pulp from your fabulous earnings. Cheeky? Well yes, that’s why you came to us! We do bonga with wonga.

After all, we’re part of the Royal Bank of Hunza – which, as we love to trot out every time we go public, we refer to as grand dad: we’ve been around a long time, seen wars, depressions and revolutions, and profited from them all.

A word from our parent: “Watch that boy.”


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